Who actually drinks screwdrivers these days? Someone out there, clearly, because Smirnoff just announced the launch of a screwdriver-flavored beverage dubbed Smirnoff Signature Screwdriver. The malt beverage rings in at 5.8% ABV, which is significantly lower than the actual cocktail, so you can knock a few back without falling over.
The company is also rolling out Smirnoff Ice Tropical Fruit, which is even less boozy at 4.5%. Both of them are being touted as a summer drink, but we don’t see any point in waiting – the folks that usually drink Twisted Tea are surely ready to get all up in this.