We've noticed some bonkers booze news over the past few days, with one story that will make you cry and another that will make you feel completely financially inadequate (and shed some tears for a different reason). First up, we are sorry to tell you that 77,000 pounds of cool and refreshing beer was lost when a Budweiser truck overturned on the highway in Maryland. There were no reports of any injuries, but we'll pour one out for all the brew that was soaked up by the hot and unforgiving asphalt.
In some news that will make you say "whaaa?" while thinking of those credit card balances, the makers of the world's most expensive bottle of tequila are trying to sell the thing. The price tag? Oh, only 3.5 million dollars (commence crying). The spirit is encased in a jewel-encrusted bottle that is clad in over 4,000 diamonds. If you do buy this one, be sure not to get too tipsy that you forget about the diamonds and put it out with the recycling.