Yeah, we’re as tired as you are of making fun of the clowns from the Jersey Shore, but they just make it so easy. Witness Remix “Pre-Game Cocktail”, a new ready-to-drink cocktail that is launching, you guessed it, in New Jersey. But wait – it gets worse. The vodka-based drinks, which are essentially Paul’s answer to Skinnygirl, will be rolled out in four flavors. The first is Oye Mojito which contains lime and muddled mint, the second is Yeah Yumberry, a mix of red berry and raspberry and the third is Strawberry Holla-peno, which is just what it sounds like – a blend of strawberry and jalapeno.
The beverages will be sold in wine-bottle sized 750 ml portions for $14.99. We think we’re going to hold out until they launch sausage and peppers. But in the meantime, here’s a quote from Pauly himself explaining the bizarre project: "My crew and I are always making amazing mixed drinks before we go out, so I wanted to re-create those flavors for my fans to get their own pre-game on. I mix great on the turntables, so why wouldn't I make a great mixed cocktail that's RTD (Ready-To-Drink)?" Um, yeah buddy.