If you've been in a bar, you've probably seen someone being (to put it bluntly) a complete moron. Maybe it's because they're drunk or maybe it's because they were born in a barn (one that didn't serve alcohol) these folks behave in ways that annoy both the other patrons and the bartender. And, if you're a sot like we think you are, you never want to annoy the bartender - for he has access to what you most desire. Check out this article on the most annoying bar behaviors, penned by yours truly. We have some experience working behind the bar, so we can speak from personal experience when we say that plenty of bar employees find these things to be total pet peeves. Check out the article here, and make sure to internalize these lessons so you don't get lumped in with the douche bags!