End of the world alert: a company just released a non-alcoholic whisky, for, um, all of those people who really enjoy the flavor of whisky but don’t want to get drunk. Whaaa??? The beverage is known as ArKay, as in “It’s SO not ArKay to be drinking this stuff.” Here’s the description from the website:
ArKay, the world’s first alcohol free whisky flavored drink is designed for the socialite to the construction worker. The exceptional taste of whisky without the alcohol making a perfect beverage that anyone can consume. The design of ArKay was to allow anyone with medical conditions or with religious beliefs to drink without guilt.
We totally get the fact that sometimes you don’t want to or can’t drink. But, isn’t that why god invented soda? Or juice? We’ve racked our brains, and can only think of one market for this stuff: high school drama departments putting on productions of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe? Kids, if you want to pour something convincing into your tumblers, you can get more info about the faux-spirit here.