Ah, Amy Winehouse - we don't really have a lot say about the ill fated singer, as we don't like to get entangled in all the hullabaloo surrounding celebrities (especially those that tipple way too much). But, we couldn't help but notice the following, after the cause of her death was announced by the authorities in England. From The Times:
"A ruling delivered Wednesday by a coroner in Britain, Suzanne Greenaway, said the official cause of Winehouse’s death was “death by misadventure,” The Associated Press reported.
Um, we didn't realize that was a valid form of demise, but we kind of like it. Other ways we'd like to potentially see on our own certificate de death:
Death by Rhino Accident
Death by Glorious, Showstopping Mistake While Going Over the Waterfall in a Barrel (Worth It!)
Coma by Ennui, Death by Boredom of Being in a Coma
Ripped Apart by Kazoo Orchestra
Death By...Nope, Actually His Eye Were Just Closed
He Was So Over Life. That's All.
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