If we were going to get married, it would be to a kick-ass happy hour. But, we’d probably end up sneaking around on the weekend with all the cheeky bottomless brunches in town (they came on to us – we swear). We just got word that East Village restaurant Casimir has kicked off a weekend meal featuring unlimited Mimosas and Blood Marys for only $19.95 a peep. The menu consists of things like buttermilk pancakes, eggs benedict and spinach and chickpea omelet – but you really are in the house for those cocktails, so don’t fill up on food and be sure to get your money's worth. The deal goes down on Saturday and Sundays from 11 AM to 4 PM and Casimir is located 103 Avenue B. If you walk out of here and don’t have to go to bed immediately, you haven’t done your job.