Telephone Bar Replaced / Hooters for Sale

-Our friends over at EV Grieve have intel that the shuttered Telephone Bar on 2^nd Avenue is going to be reopened as the controversially named 13^th Step. This nod to AA has folks crying foul. Isn’t crying foul, like, step number 5?

-Check out the finalists in the NYC condom contest. You can vote for your favorite. Make your voice be heard, especially because you’re sure to grab fistfuls of these because you’re too cheap to buy your own.

-In related news, it turns out Hooters is for sale. We know you’ve been saving in your change jar for just this moment. Only $250 million dollars!