Stop the presses. Brittany over at ChiChi212 noticed that there was a situation at some hot clubs over the weekend. It was The Situation. The top notch moron from MTV’s reality show train wreck The Jersey Shore was spotted at 1OAK and The Eldridge.
We’ve watched some of the show with a look of bemused horror, but when we hear these sorry folks are hitting our beloved nightlife spots that horror turns a little more real. And we don’t mean “real” in the way MTV throws around the word.
It’s not the libidinous conduct or the excessive drinking that bothers us. It’s the self aware smirk that the characters wear while the cameras are around. The twinkles in their eyes say three things.
- Yeah, I’m stupid, but I get to be self righteous about it.
- The things I’m doing are completely over the top, but see #1. The stupid thing.
- The stupider I be, the more famous I am.
Well, the bouncers at these places usually do a good job of keeping out the riff-raff. We hope they hold that rope a little closer. If these clowns are doing so well, Real World: can only be next.
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