Bars get a bad wrap for being dens of drug trafficking. We think it’s time for the public to leave our drinking spots alone and shift their focus to the main problem: teddy bears. Turns out that the cuddly-wuddlys are stuffed with a lot more than love and a cloth heart. Take a look:
MSNBC reports that authorities on Friday seized 33 pounds of heroin found stuffed inside Build-A-Bear toys in connection with a drug bust in the Bronx that resulted in the arrest of a dozen people.
The Build-A-Bear drug bust was carried out by the New York office of the Drug Enforcement Administration along with city and state police broke up a drug distribution ring that sold hundreds of thousands of small bags of drugs a week in New York and New Jersey.
No wonder so many hipsters have been scheduling their parties at the cutie-pie chain. The good thing about this situation is that, in getting both a fix and a bear at the same time, you have someone to talk you down if the drugs get too wacky.
In related news, the chain is now offering a Michael Jackson bear full of Vicodin.
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