Everyone knows that nightlife isn’t without its risk. The roofies, the chance of having your purse stolen, the dangers of having too much to drink and waking up with a fat person the next day, there is a lot to navigate if you’re frequently on the scene. A bar in Arizona recently highlighted a new nighttime danger: bobcats. You’re out on the town, enjoying your cocktails, and suddenly a wild feline walks in and starts eating people’s ears off. No, we’re not talking about urban cougars. Check it out:
A bobcat has attacked three people in the central Arizona community of Cottonwood, including two men who were bitten by the animal after it wandered inside a bar. . . About 11 p.m. came the call from the bar that a bobcat was inside as patrons climbed atop bar stools to get away.
We’re not a wildlife expert, but we don’t think that standing on a barstool offers much protection from a bobcat. What should you do if you’re in such a situation? We suggest a friendly gesture to diffuse the situation. Buy the beast a round of Jager-bombs. No way he will want to eat your face after that.
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