-President Obama took a lesson from his most important advisor: Barfly. We are glad to see that he plans to host a cocktail party in the spirit of bipartisanship. We suspect that Pelosi is a four Martini kind of chick. No word yet if he plans to take our second suggestion. If the two parties can’t agree, then a tipsy Michelle should take the floor and shout “EVERYONE INTO THE POOL!”.
-New York wine and liquor stores are worried about a regulation that will allow supermarkets to sell vino. They are particularly concerned about large chain stores like Whole Foods. A spokesman explains: “If buying arugula and wine in the same store makes a drunk feel fancy-schmancy, we’re doomed.”
-And the winner is Moet & Chandon. The upscale Champagne was named the official brand of the 81st Annual Academy Awards. It will be served at Oscar and pre-Oscar events throughout Hollywood. We think it’s a good choice. If only the characters in Revolutionary Road had access to this bubbly, they wouldn’t have been crying in the corner for the whole movie.
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