Was no pants happy hour not enough to scandalize you? We’ve got another salacious event up our sleeve (not in our pocket, we still can’t find our pants). The Village Pourhouse Upper West Side is hosting an Erotic Photo Hunt Tournament on Tuesday the 27th. You know, it’s that game on the Megatouch video console that leaves you drunkenly searching for differences in two saucy photographs. The kicker is that the photos feature nude models, so the differences are typically boob related.
The tournament promises hot new pics from Penthouse, which sounds much classier than the Photo Hunt we remember. In the past, the search for differences consited of “Well, on the right it looks like she’s been sold into human slavery, and on the left it looks like she’s doing it voluntarily.”
Registration is $5 in advance, $10 at the door, and includes a 1 hour Bud Light open bar. There are prizes that include bar tabs and (even better) a winner-takes-all cash pot. With all the free flowing beer, the promise of prize money, and the scandalous new pictures, this should be one randy tournament. We imagine the winner, in a blaze of drunken glory, will offer his cash to one of the girls on the screen because “she just seems more special than the rest of them.” Buddy – we can tell you now. She’s not gonna go home with you. Don't take it personally. She’s a picture.
The Pourhouse UWS is located at 109th and Amsterdam. Registration starts at 6 PM!