baR2D2: A Robot That Can Pour You a Drink (before it takes over the world).

You might call us a conspiracy theory nut-job, but at least we are a sophisticated one. We recently took a look at the

iBreath, a breathalyzer plug in for your iPhone. It may seem like nothing, but we think it’s only a matter of time before these friendly robot helpers develop intelligence and kill us all.

 A reader alerted us to another soldier in the every growing robot army: baR2D2, a remote controlled bar. The mobile drink maker features a motorized beer elevator, motorized ice/mixer drawer, six-bottle shot dispenser, and sound activated neon lighting. Yes, it looks cute when it’s twirling around and mixing you a drink, but that’s all part of the plan. Its job? To get us all liquored up. baR2D2 ensures that we’ll wake up with the most wicked hangover ever: an eternity of servitude to our robot rulers.

If you’d like to make your own baR2D2, you can find instructions here. Even though we are doomed as a human race, we might as well have a friendly robot to mix us drinks in the meantime. The instructions baffle us, as they require exotic things like “pliers”. The handy amongst you can probably figure it out. If any loyal fans want to build us one, please program him to put 3 olives in a martini and refer to everyone as “name, darling” (Examples: Barfly, darling. Drunky, darling. Barack Hussein Obama, darling).

You can take a peek at the robot in action below: