-We’re getting excited by a new kind of politics – one brought to you entirely by alcohol! Thus far, the industry has donated more than $750,000 to both presidential campaigns. McCain has received $466,000, compared with $293,800 donated to Obama. With so much funding sloshing around, both campaigns have agreed to officially designate “3PM” as the nations new “Drunk-thirty”.
-Zogby-schmogby! A newly published poll shows Joe Six-Pac’s real choice for president. For the past few weeks bar-goers have been filling out a questionnaire offered on Touch Tunes digital jukeboxs. The results? 36% of patrons chose Barack Obama and 23% chose John McCain. The remaining 41%? 38% were too drunk to complete the survey and 3% chose “that guy who bought us a free Bud Light –what’s his face.”
- A viral video of Dan Aykroyd holding a glass skull full of vodka has been making the rounds – and it turns out that it is legit. The actor is launching his new spirit – Crystal Head Vodka. Talk about drinking your brains out.
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