-The Republican National convention left us confounded. It wasn’t their seeming lack of democratic values. Our trouble is that we can’t figure out which wine pairs best with moose burger!
-Speaking of places with excellent democratic values – statistics were published that named Texas as the state with the biggest drinking and driving problem. The large number of drunks on the road has to do with the cowboy culture of the law enforcement. If you are pulled over and your breathalyzer is positive, they make you take four shots of Ten High Bourbon and drive all the way back home for a ‘taste of yer own medicine.’
-Tequila Makers announced the roll out of a hot new flavor: Tabasco Spicy Tequila. In other news – Tums is rolling out their new antacid line: Why The Hell Did You Drink that Spicy Tequila Elixir.
-Our review of The Eldridge is greeted by more fantastically eloquent comments when it was picked up by Eater.com. Our favorite (and it is ever so hard to choose): If you rearrange NY Barfly you get his real name: Y.N. Barfy. Sir – how can we ever come back to such a retort – except to say HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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