-Justice has been restored. A New York police officer who shot an assailant while off duty, and subsequently failed a breathalyzer, has been given his badge back. The mayor said the officer “acted appropriately” when he tipsily shot at the suspect and slurred “you been served, motherfucka!”
-Playboy Magazine and the Olive Garden announced the results of their Hottest Girls of the Olive Garden contest. 6 Olive Garden employees were chosen out of the hundreds that work for the chain restaurant, and will be featured in a steamy photo-shoot. What set’s these vixens apart? Let’s just say its amazing what some people can do with unlimited breadsticks
-The New York Times published a brilliant article about our city of drinkers. They write with such elegance, their inspiration could have only come from one place. Stealers!
- New York restaurant Alto won the prestigious Wine Spectator Grand Award for their 1,500+ bottle wine list. They were also happy to find out that Barfly is awarding them the “fancy place that we will never be able to afford because they offer 1,500 bottles of wine” award.
-Bleecker Street has become even bleaker. Not content with the closing of one shit-hole (The Figaro Café), the New York drinking gods have shuttered Senor Swanky’s. European tourists and underage drinkers will have to walk a little farther to get their watered-down margaritas. It’s always a sad day in Drunktown when there’s one less place to drink.
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