Littlefly's saga continues. . ..
Willing to accept the fact that the Continental Divide between Canadian men and American men was much smaller then I had expected. I decided to do more “research” on our friends from the north and found myself in the middle of a night of debauchery
Ah. The feel of expensive cotton under my bum. A clean face mopping up the nether regions. The sound of….hardcore porn?
No. It was Nanook’s filthy narration.
I let the first muffled sounds of “pussy”, “wet” and “fuck” go over my head.
But the unprintable (of course I’m joking, I’d print anything) mumbling continued, only to climax when Nanook walked over on his knee and made his whale spear appear out above my face….
“Work that tongue on my balls.”
Blasphemy! I cocked my head at the statement. Pun intended.
There it was. The Continental Divide that had so sneakily turned out to be almost non-existant hovered over my face. How ironic that what at first seemed so small actually came to represent the clearly defective lines of communication between Americans and English-speaking Canadians. It was like we were using two languages when in bed together: mine a lady’s English and his some sort of Canadian dog language.
I woke in the morning to the feel of Nanook pumping his language barrier into the crevasse of my bum. I attempted to defeat the lapse in intimate communication by saying "Okay...umm...they are not allowed to meet if they don't have clothes on."
"They" being a lady’s word for privates of course.
Nanook was happy to comply and take care of business in the air. He shouted “I’d like to open up that hot ass with my cock” before letting his Canadian baby gravy land safely on the side of my left cheek.
I turned over after wiping it off with his expensive Versace t-shirt and just stared at him. I wanted acknowledgement that his Eskimo language was inappropriate.
“THAT was intense,” was all I got before he took himself to the shower since after all, our friend from the North does practice fine hygiene. He may have squeaky clean skin but this Canadian should be sure to wash his mouth out with soap after doing the deed.